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Golf in Heaven 9/25/2007 God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men of the cloth..... 9/25/2007 Two Irishmen were sitting in a bar, watching the entrance to the brothel across the street. A Baptist minister went in, and one of the Irishmen said: "Ah, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Adam had it easy...... 9/25/2007 1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no in-laws to drop in. 3. There was no Jones for him to keep up with. 4. There were no credit cards or sh 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to sell a BIBLE 9/25/2007 Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell Bibles, so the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. He was hesitant about hirin 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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JESUS BUMPER STICKER 2/4/2007 JESUS BUMPER STICKER The other day I went to the local religious book store and I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm reall 0 Comments, 231 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cheerful Heart 2/4/2007 NEW PASTOR A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his congregation. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
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women rulers 1/30/2007 One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. God approaches and says, "I want the men to make two lines. O 0 Comments, 250 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TRUST 10/13/2006 Trust. What a word. To many, it is the difference between an enemy and a good friend. But like everything else nowadays, the word is overused, misunderstood and abused to the point that it is alm 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cyanide Please 10/13/2006 A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BACK SEAT COOK 10/13/2006 A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too man 0 Comments, 567 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FOR WOMEN ONLY 10/13/2006 A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The bouncer 0 Comments, 383 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pregnant wife/girlfriend 10/13/2006 If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these: "Sure you'll get your figure back. We'll just search 1985 to see where you left it." "How come y 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Things not to say on a date 9/1/2006 "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired." "I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you." "I used to com 0 Comments, 234 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Successful MAN 9/1/2006 "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Girlfriends 8/23/2006 When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Facing Rejection 8/23/2006 If you approach a woman and she doesn't want to talk to you, give yourself credit for trying. You don't know what's going on in her life -- she could have a boyfriend, or just be having a 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Facts 8/9/2006 "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." "Men always want to be a woman's first love -- women like to be a man's last romance." 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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marriage 8/9/2006 "The husband who wants a perfect marriage should keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Is it true? 8/9/2006 "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." ... 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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*THE WORLD* 7/25/2006 "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing t 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WOMEN 7/25/2006 "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, she's damn near 40." ... 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes |
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