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You know you're in a redneck church when... 1/2/2005
No offence to any one, I just thought this was really cute.
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You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...
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-People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish
were bass or catfish.
-People grumble about Noah letting armadillos on the ark.
-The pastor wears boots.
-The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to
help take up the offering, " and five ...
0 Comments, 238 Views,
73 Votes
,6.44 Score
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God is left handed! 1/1/2005
A little boy and his mother were sitting outside one summer
day. Both of them were gazing up at the enormous clouds in
the blue sky. "That one looks like an elephant, "
the mother exclaimed as she pointed it out. "wow,
I see, " said the boy. His mother replied "you
see this sky and these clouds, God made them all."
"yes, " the boy replied, "and He did it
all left handed!" His mother ...
0 Comments, 217 Views,
36 Votes
,6.26 Score
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Devil In The Church. 12/27/2004
Devil In The Church
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One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,
tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting
in their pews and talking about their lives, their families,
etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, ...
0 Comments, 491 Views,
260 Votes
,6.38 Score
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VICTORIOUS JOY 12/18/2004
“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in
prayer.” - Romans 12:12
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VICTORIOUS JOY
How can we keep our circumstances from determining our
mood? How can we emancipate ourselves from the limitations
that life deals us? The last in the trio of commandments
opens the door for the other two to be true -- we can rejoice
in hope and we can be ...
0 Comments, 100 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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Parents with two sets of eyes. 12/18/2004
One day, I was driving with my then 8, and my
two. My was aggrivating his sister when I replied for
him to stop. He say's "mom" when will I grow
eyes in the back of my head? I said, ", when you
become a parent, you will grow eyes in the back of your head".
LOL
1 Comments, 107 Views,
11 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Concrete Foundation? 12/12/2004
After being single for numerous years, I found myself in
awe of others with fantastic relationship. In fact, one
of my good friends had, what I felt, was the perfect relationship
- build on a solid foundation, with a great guy.
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After many weeks of listening to her glowing stories about
"her man, " I finally asked her - "How
can I find a man like that?"
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0 Comments, 125 Views,
112 Votes
,8.56 Score
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