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How To Stay Young 3/3/2006
Remember, there is no way you can look as bad as that person
on your drivers license.
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1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,
weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That
is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever. ...
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here's some REAL humor... 2/27/2006
Can you admit something UNFLATTERING about yourself.....
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This is a test to see...how secure you reaallllly are...
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And since this is a cyber-Church and we are in Church on-line,
we can dress anyway
we want to--right?
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Well, I'll go first...
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I..like to sit at my computer..in my sock feet..with pajamas
on, or an old favorite nightgown... ...
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What was the big deal with the movie Passion of the Christ? 2/27/2006
I was just wondering what was the big deal was with this movie?
This is the way it probably was and all the pain and suffering
he went through. I did not understand the arguing of this.
I believe this movie shows the extremes that Jesus had to
suffer for our sins. This movie probably only touches some
of the pain and suffering he went through. Anybody else
agree with me? I would like ...
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Want To Improve Your Life, Try A Few Of These 2/20/2006
Smile more.
Listen more intently.
Watch a discover something new.
Do something totally silly once in a while.
Be less critical of others.
Encourage someone every day.
Learn from your everyday failures.
Tell people you love that you love them.
Accept yourself for who you are.
Be quick to forgive others and learn to
forgive yourself.
Treat yourself to something expensive or ...
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Some Reasons You Can Have Hope Even When You Are Hurting 2/20/2006
All of us have hurt at some point in our lives. Some worse
then others. Below is a list of points that if you hold onto
then you to can have hope in spite of the pain and suffering
you are going through.
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The most important thing to remember is that God is in control.
There is nothing that is happening or that you are going
through that God does not know about. Why some ...
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UNCONDITIONAL LOVE 2/19/2006
A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home
from the war. He called his parents from San Francisco.
"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a
favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with
me."
"Sure, " they replied, "we'd love
to meet him." "There's something you should know the continued,
"he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped
on a land ...
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the love of Jesus is like an ocean 2/19/2006
The love of Jesus is an ocean
with no shore to bound it.
And if anyone of us plunge into it, we carry
with us all the possessions
we have. The Lord knows
what these possessions are-
the souls God have seen
fit to link with our individual soul.
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"people watching"--old couples 2/12/2006
I love to watch people. I get this from my Daddy. I can sit
for hours and just watch folks shop to their heart's
content. To me, this is more fun than shopping. That's
unusual for a woman. I'm not wierd or voyeuristic--not
at all. I wouldn't invade anybody's privacy,
but studying people is fascinating. Give it a try.
The oldest couples are the best. They have to sit down frequently
in ...
1 Comments, 41 Views,
1 Votes
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three wishes 2/12/2006
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
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All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one
wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming
voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive
over anytime I want ...
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85 Votes
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This is a true story! 1/26/2006
Just the other day I was speaking with a Jewish lady. She
told me that at one time she applied for a job in a Catholic
rectory doing all kinds of work for the various priests.
She got the job immediately and things were going along
very smoothly. After three months the pastor of the parish
came to her and told her that he was absolutely amazed that
things were going so well in the ...
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Who Me? 1/26/2006
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman
on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow,
just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at
the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming
in frustration as she missed her chance to ...
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12 Votes
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From the Mouth of Babes... 1/17/2006
The following statements about the Bible were written
by and have not been retouched or corrected (ie.
bad spelling has been left in):
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'In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got
tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.'
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'Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.'
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'Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.'
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...
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235 Votes
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the best way to get the right partner 1/13/2006
Many of us here and outside there look for God sent partner
and God perfected partner. at times we pray and pray fast
and fast yet year in year out this God sendt partner seems
elusive. But i want to let you know that the best way to find
the God sent partner is to make ourselves a God sent one.
For God can only send his love one to some who also has prepared
himself or herself to be God ...
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One million years is a minute before God 1/6/2006
A Nigerian was meditating quietly on his bed one morning.
During the meditation, he decided to talk to God. He asked
God, "How long is million years to you"? God
looked down and answered " According to my own standards,
It's just a minute. He then asked again. "how
much is a million dollars to you? God looked down again and
answered. "you see, to me, its just a penny. Excited
by these ...
2 Comments, 214 Views,
21 Votes
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Christ, You and sin 1/6/2006
Jesu dies for our sins and gave us freedom yet many still
carry sin on the sholder sometime. So what is your stand
in this matter. Either sin is with you, lying on your shoulders,
or it is lying on Christ, the Lamb of God. Now if it is lying
on your back, you are lost; but if it is resting on Christ,
you are free, and you will be saved. Now choose what you want.
1 Comments, 36 Views,
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Run out of Energy? 1/6/2006
Have ever experienced when you TV remote wont work and you
find out that the batteries need changed. And you run to
your drawer where you kept the batteries, and found it empty
or maybe one battery whereas you needed two? This is a crisis
moment that is often replicated in marriages and relationships.
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How easy it is in marriage to do things happily, busy with
our lives, work ...
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beautiful but not pretty 1/3/2006
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
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He said...no.
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She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and
he said no.
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She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once
again he
replied with a no.
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She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming
down her face the
boy grabbed her arm and ...
2 Comments, 106 Views,
11 Votes
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You Know You Are Not A Anymore When 1/3/2006
* You enjoy watching the news.
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* The phone rings and you hope its not for you.
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* The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.
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* People ask what color your hair USED to be.
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* You're proud of your lawn mower.
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* You start singing along with the elevator music.
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In response to my first statement 12/30/2005
Member Votes
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Disagree Neutral Agree
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What do you think?
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I agree!I'm neutralI disagree!
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It simply amazes me that there are so little responses to
this particular issue???..Are we suppose to be lenient
of this issue or is it simply placed in recognition but ...
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Star in the East? 12/29/2005
A woman takes her 16-year-old to the doctor. The
doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my , Debbie.
She keeps getting these cravings,
she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
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The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns
to the mother and says,
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"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your ...
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111 Votes
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marriage vows 12/25/2005
Okay guys..this is a new one for me...
Hope you like.
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At the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the
"Look, I'll give you $200 if you'll change
the wedding vows.
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When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to
'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all
others, be faithful to her forever, '
I'd appreciate it ...
3 Comments, 292 Views,
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The Contest 12/16/2005
Ok - so a bunch of these scientist get together and challange
God.
They say "Hay, God we just discovered the human G-nome
- we can build a human being". We want a contest to see
who can make a man the fastest."
God agrees to a certain time a place for the contest to occur.
On the big day God says "Are you ready?" the Scientist
nod thier heads in aggreement. God ...
2 Comments, 574 Views,
62 Votes
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A drowning priest !! 12/9/2005
This priest was out sailing and his boat overturned in the
middle of the lake.
So he starts to pray to God. 'Lord please save me .. I've
been a truthful follower of your word and comandmants all
my life" etc etc
Soon a rowboat appears out of nowhere and the old man tells
the priest to jump in..but the priest says..no .. no.. the
Lord will save me.
Then a steam ship appears and they ...
1 Comments, 365 Views,
24 Votes
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Church bulletin typo"s ..ha ..ha.. ha 10/23/2005
Evening massAge - 6 p.m.
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the audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the
recession.
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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to
8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without
musical accomplishment.
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soloist for the ...
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Don't desire to be someone God did'nt create you to be. 10/11/2005
Well.......there was once two prawns named Justin and
Christian who were good mates (friends), they swam around
the ocean together for many years dodging into hiding every
time a big shark come their way, not wanting to be eaten of
course.One day Justin said to Christian i'm sick and
tired of having to dodge and hide from sharks, i wish i could
be a big shark so that i could be free to swim ...
1 Comments, 327 Views,
21 Votes
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I just learned .... 10/11/2005
Bigchurch is filled with surprises. I just clicked on my
own profile to see some changes that I made. When doing so,
it shows your own profile like any other profile as if it
were sizing you up to have a date with yourself.
Well, I found out that I was less than 50% compatible with
myself!
Go figure - and I always thought "we" got together
superb!
...
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Don't be selfish !!! 9/28/2005
Two fish friends...both Mackeral, went to the movies and
had just got seated when in came a Lobster and a prawn carrying
a HUGE bucket of popcorn between them.....
One Mackeral leaned over to the other Mackeral and said..."That
bucket of popcorn looks too much for them to eat, do you reckon
they will share it with us"?
The other Mackeral replied...."No, their
two shellfish"!!!
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28 Votes
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Sweet Charity 9/26/2005
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church
needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully
consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
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He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out
three hymns.
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After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced
down and noticed that ...
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512 Votes
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A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER: 9/10/2005
Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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Five tips for a ...
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168 Votes
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MY TWO HUSBANDS--X's 9/9/2005
My Two Husbands-X's
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I would like to share a strange way God spoke to
me with my husbands and their social security numbers.
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When my 2nd husband and I were married for a short time, I
discovered he and my first husband had the same social security
numbers,
except the last 2 numbers were switched.
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Just like they are, totally ...
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39 Votes
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